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Red Neck Jokes
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You think the stock market has a fence around it.
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You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
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You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
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Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
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Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
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You've ever used lard in bed.
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Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
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You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
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You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
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Your home has more miles on it than your car.
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Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
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You've ever been arrested for loitering.
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You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.
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There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
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You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
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You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
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You own a homemade fur coat.
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Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
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Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
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You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
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There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.
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Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
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There is a wasp nest in your living room.
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The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
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You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
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There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.
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You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
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You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
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Fewer than half of your cars run.
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You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
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The taillight covers of your car are made of tape.
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Your car has never had a full tank of gas.
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Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
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Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.
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You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
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You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
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Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
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Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
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Your momma doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her a.