Things that make you go Hmmm

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

What did people do to cause accidents before cell phones?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Who are these people that have the time to figure out how many of ANYTHING placed end-to-end would circle the planet Earth?

Why is a Mom with two or more kids called a "single Mom"?

Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there?

Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday. Was it worth it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?

Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?

If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE, shouldn't a Portuguese person be called a Portugoose?

Why is it that one person lives and many people live? Shouldn't it be one person live and many people lives?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?

If you were standing at the North Pole, would the needle in your compass break the glass pointing straight up?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why is it, if there is a separation of church and state (government), that it says "In God we trust" on all money?

How come we say an alarm goes 'off' when it turns on?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Have you ever noticed that just one *line* makes all the difference between EAT and FAT?

Since the boss offered me coffee as he was firing me, would that be grounds for dismissal?

Do you really want a truck that says "RAM" on the side or a car displaying "Dodge"?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why is it that when you eat too much for lunch, you feel drowsy all afternoon, but when you eat a big meal in the evening, you stay awake all night?

What do fish drink?

Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

When something is "new and improved," which is it?

Is it OK for a unicorn play leapfrog with another unicorn.

Why do we name hurricanes but not tornadoes?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

For every action, isn't there an equal and opposite malfunction?

What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?