Things that make you go Hmmm

Isn't it a little scary that a doctors work is called practice?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Should we have animal testing when we have never taught them to read and write?

If ATM stands for "automated teller machine," isn't the expression "ATM machine" redundant?

Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

A turtle with out a shell: Is he naked or homeless?

Why do they call tissue "Kleenex"? Kleenex is just the brand, it's still a tissue though.

Why does the word "sanction" mean both to permit and to prohibit?

Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"!

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's the opposite of opposite?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Why are things typed up but written down?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that wheels on luggage would be a good idea?

Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?

How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

If I send my self a present, can I join classes for the gifted?

Are McDonald hamburger drive-through windows on the other side of the buildings in England?

Why do people say they "worked like a dog"? Our dog just sat around all day.

Didya ever see a toilet bowl?

Didya ever see the kitchen sink?

How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?

Why is it eggs that are laid in a hot chicken coop and lay in hot straw all day before being gathered, must be refrigerated to be kept fresh.

I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?

Do you really want a truck that says "RAM" on the side?

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up a project, I end it?

If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra, would they get a four-legged chicken with its own bar code?

If I save the whales, where do I keep them?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Speed of sound: A human yell would take 3.5 hours to travel from New York to San Francisco.