Things that make you go Hmmm

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skins?

If your words come out in reverse order, is it backtalk?

How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure?

How did the cat get IN the bag?

If FLAMMABLE and INFLAMMABLE mean the same how come VOLUNTARY and INVOLUNTARY mean the opposite.

Get something every day from the four basic food groups: canned, frozen, fast and takeout.

Why can you "slow up," but you can't "speed down."?

When vacuuming, why do we run over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reach over and picking it up, examine it, then put it back down to give the vacuum one more chance?

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

Why are natural, unprocessed foods so much more expensive than their synthetic, over-processed counterparts?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

Why are most pencils yellow? (Was one once a coward?)

Are diskettes actually female disks?

When an octopus puts on deodorant, how does he remember where he started?

Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

What's so magic about a magic marker?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

Does killing time damage eternity?

If I unravel something how do I ravel it back up?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?

How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Have you ever seen a descript person?

If it's called Pine-Sol, why does it smell like lemon. Why not rename it Lemon-Sol?

Can a person be in a state of total array?

Can he have hair that was kempt, & clothing shevelled?

Is it possible to travel cognito?

Is it ok to have manners that are peccable?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from indigestion. . . does that mean that 1 person in 5 enjoys it?

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

"Who does the emergency operator call if she has an emergency?"

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

If Cher were to get cloned, would she be Cher and Cher alike?