Things that make you go Hmmm

Why do feet smell and noses run, yet noses smell and feet run?

Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?

How can they be "hot flashes" when they seem to last for hours?

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things.

Is the real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented, but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

Why do you have to take fluid pills with a glass of water?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Since television is abbreviated to TV, why is telephone not abbreviated to TP?

Do chickens get Human Pox?

Do you think all the other flowers make fun of Pansies?

If the sofa pillows aren't to be thrown....why are they called "throw pillows"?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why does a referee penalize a quarterback for "delay of game" then spend several minutes blowing his whistle and motioning with his arms?

Should we be getting cold sores in the summer and if we do, shouldn't they be called hot sores?

"Why do they call it the rear *end* if it's just a little more than half-way down?"

When fish jump in the air, do they take a deep breath and close their eyes?

Is the Eiffel Tower the Empire State building after taxes.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

If you sign a paper with an X, and then change your mind, how do you X it out?

If Santa Claus had a father, do you think there must have been a Grandfather Clause?

Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour?"

Is there a difference between "fat chance" and "slim chance?"