You might be a redneck if…
You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Red Neck Jokes
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Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
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You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
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You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.
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When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
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Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
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Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
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Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
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You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
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You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".
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You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
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Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story)
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The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (your insurance man is a redneck too if he pays you for it).
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You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
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You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
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Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
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Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
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Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
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Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
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During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
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You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
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On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"
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You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
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In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?"
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Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
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You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."
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You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
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You bring your dog to work with you.
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Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
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You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.
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You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
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Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
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Your masseuse uses lard.
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Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
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You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
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On stag night, you take a real deer.
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You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.
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Your back porch is bigger than your house.