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Have I run this joke recently? I'm not sure so here you go:

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.

Naturally, they guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly", she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all." she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."

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