Joke

1.. After dark, all cats are jaguars...
b.. Never 'ever' try to baptize a cat.
c.. Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.
d.. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care. But it knows.
e.. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cat ...
f.. Most people with cats, know they are being controlled. That's the horror of it ...
g.. Never try to out stubborn a cat.
h.. Thousands of years ago ,humans worshiped the cat. They have not forgotten this. . .
i.. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.
j.. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
k.. Picture of a fat tabby on a couch, looking at his owner, "My species domesticated your species... "