Joke

Why Are Fire Trucks Red?

Everyone knows that fire engines have 4 wheels and 8 men. 4 and 8 make 12.

There are twelve inches in a foot. A foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth, a ruler, is the name of one of the largest ships on the seas.

Seas have fish and fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians and Russians are red. . .

and fire trucks are always rushin' therefore, fire trucks are red!