Joke

Even though I swore I'd never give 'em any money, I finally broke down and signed up for a year on classmates.com. They've got quite a racket. Tease you with names from your past, and make you pay to catch up with 'em. (Man -- what will they think of next? Make you pay for jokes?)

One Class of '61 buddy of mine had filled out the profile form with this information:

Marital Status: Not Good

Wife's Name: Plaintiff