Joke

My friend, Brad, whose youthful looks belied his actual age and experience, flew charter flights in Florida.

One day he was assigned to take an elderly woman across the Everglades to Naples. She studied him carefully as he helped her with her seat belt. Once airborne, with nothing but water and swamp below, she cleared her throat and said apprehensively, "You seem awfully young. How long have you been flying?"

Brad flashed his most charming grin. "You mean counting today?" he answered.