Joke
#2,621"Hey! This looks like a great meal! I knew my Bobby was lucky to have such a beautiful wife," said Ray, "but I didn't know you were a fantastic cook as well."
"I feel I should warn you, Ray," she simpered, "that I expect my husband home in an hour."
"But I'm not doing anything." he protested.
"I know," she sighed. "I just wanted to let you know how much time you had."