Joke

Pauly went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey, Ben, do you like a woman who has a great big belly?

"No," says Ben.

Pauly asks, "Do you like a woman whose breasts hang down to her knees?"

"No," says Ben

"Well, Ben, would you like a woman whose hips are wide as two ax handles are long?

"No way!" Ben replies.

"Then tell me," asked Pauly, "why do you keep screwing my wife?"