Joke

You just may be a nymphomaniac if...

You become a Vaseline spokesperson.
You go through a Sealy Mattress every week.
Frederick of Hollywood actually comes to your door himself just to see where 1/2 of his orders go.
You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear.
McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".
When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your door.
When the sperm bank calls for remnants.
When your ceiling mirrors fog.
When they install a revolving door at your apartment because hinges only last two days.
When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.
Madonna comes to you for pointers.
When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot"
When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.
When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.
When other women begin to call you "Man's Best Friend".