Joke

Geena Davis was a live mannequin in a New York department store.

Huey Lewis slaughtered rabbits: he had to hit them over the head with a pipe, then skin them and gut them.

Ellen DeGeneres was a vacuum-cleaner saleswoman.

Rod Stewart was a gravedigger.

Whoopi Goldberg worked as a makeup artist for a funeral parlor.

Russell Crowe was a bingo caller.

Kevin Richardson played a Ninja Turtle at the Disney-MGM Studios theme park.

Liam Neeson was a forklift driver at the Guinness brewery in Belfast.

Nathan Lane was a police bail interviewer.

Ben Kingsley worked as a penicillin tester.

Willem Dafoe was a magazine binder at Penthouse.