Joke

Play on words about jobs...

Teachers have class.

Accountants appreciate a good figure.

Electricians are up on current affairs.

Cemetery workers dig their job.

Taxidermists love their stuff.

Cement workers have concrete ideas.

Plumbers have pipe dreams.

Cooks know how to dish it out.

Army cooks make a mess.

Dentists know the drill.

Photographers develop their skills.

Good artists can draw a crowd.

Roofers are above it all.

Violinists just string along.

Barbers depend upon shear luck.

Butchers enjoy a good rib.

Typists are key personnel.

Lawyers look good in briefs.

Estate planners have a will to succeed.

Tailors like to size up their customers.

Gardeners enjoy a good plot.

Candle makers do wicked things.

Funeral directors have grave concerns.

Nude Models barely make a living.

Cashiers think change is inevitable.