Joke

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"

When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets

When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together When you are married ....You wonder who will die first