Joke

Two baby boys find themselves next to each other in different carts in a supermarket. One says to the other in an excited voice, "Are you still breast-fed?"

The second, with a mournful and thoroughly fed-up attitude says, "Yes, and I wish I wasn't."

The first one says incredulously, "Why? It's fantastic!"

Comes the reply, "Not when you have to share it with someone who smokes cigars."