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#2,393'No One Steals From God'...
CHICAGO - ...but they might try. Two men's plans to rob a West Side Catholic Church were foiled on Wednesday after a determined priest chased them down. The priest and church volunteers were already on alert because the collection box at St. Agnes Church had been robbed before, so when they noticed a man on their video security camera laying out tools to pry open the box, they were ready for action.
After Father Matt Foley rushed from the rectory to the church and grabbed the man's tools, a fight ensued in the church and continued into the street and then the alley. While parishioners called police Father Foley tried to keep the robber from stabbing him.
Police arrested two men, 24-year-old Mark Lopez and 44-year-old Arturo Camarillo, who Father Foley says had received meals and other charity from his church. Foley said he would take a similar risk again to save the church's money, commenting that "No one steals from God."