Joke

Amanpreet is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Jon walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Amanpreet what the problem is.

"Well," said Amanpreet, "I ran afoul of one of those questions only women ask. Now I'm in trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" asked Jon.

"Judi asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," said Jon. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah", said Amanpreet, "That's what I did, except I said, 'Of course I DO.'"