Joke

My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one of
the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.

Heard your wife left you,
how upset you must be.
But don't fret about it,
she moved in with me.

You totaled your car
and can't remember why.
Could it have been,
that whole case of Bud Dry?