Joke
#1,741"My dad's a writer. His favorite expression is 'The pen's mightier than the sword,' which I believed for a long time. Until I moved into the city, and I got into a fight with this guy. He cut me up real bad, and I drew a mustache on his face...and then I wrote him a nasty letter." --Kevin Brennan
"Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway." --Sorry, don't know who wrote this one.