Joke

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have a cell phone, but he thought he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance.

He climbed into the boat, clicked on the radio and said, "Mayday, mayday."

A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State your location."

"I-75, two miles south of Standish."

After a long pause, the officer asked, "And how fast were you going when you reached shore?"