Joke
#10SBF Seeks Male companionship. I love long walks in the woods. Riding in your pickup truck. Hunting Camping Fishing trips. Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and I will respond with tender caresses. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work. Kiss me and I'm yours. I'm a svelte good looking girl who loves to play. Call 565-2**1 and ask for Daisy.
The ad was placed by the Virginia city ASPCA and the female searching for a mate was an eight week old black Labrador.