The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
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The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.
The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.
The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.
September is... Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month
September is... National Bed Check Month
September is... National Chicken Month
September is... National Mind Mapping Month
September is... National Papaya Month
September 1 is... Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is... National Beheading Day
September 5 is... Be Late For Something Day
September 11 is... No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is... National Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is... Defy Superstition Day
September 15 is... Felt Hat Day
September 16 is... Stay Away From Seattle Day
September 18 is... National Play-doh Day
September 22 is... Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is... Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 28 is... Ask A Stupid Question Day
September 29 is... Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is... National Mud Pack Day
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off until it dies from starvation.
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old.
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.
Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless how trivial you may deem their job.
Improve your performance by improving your attitude.
At the end of your days, be leaning forward - not falling backwards.
Every person that you meet knows something you don't; learn from them!
Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.