Joke
#851"When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, sometimes in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus.
--Brian Auten
"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman."
--Bruce Baum
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking."
-- Henry Louis Mencken
Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
Why did the banks use all that space and money to construct so many teller stations, then never have more than two or three in use?