Joke

Tina Turner worked on a farm for a while before becoming famous. She was in charge of chickens and chicken-feed and egg-gathering. Being an intelligent, efficient woman, it wasn‘t long before she was bored with her daily routine, and decided to play mental games to keep things interesting.
One of these games involved ranking the hens in order of egg productivity. The number one hen laid two eggs a day, one in the morning and one at night, without fail. The second hen laid at least one a day, sometimes two, and the third rarely laid a second egg.
One morning, Tina noticed that one of the hens seemed to be infatuated with her. The hen followed Tina around the barnyard making moon-eyes and ignoring her feed. Being off her feed, the hen didn‘t lay. This caused her to drop from number 2 to number 3 in the rankings.
Years later, Tina Turner had the opportunity to ask, in a song,
"What‘s love got to do with it? What‘s love but a second hen demotion?"