Joke

A business man was aboard the redeye when turbulence shook the plane, causing the flight attendant to spill hot coffee in his lap.

"I'm so sorry, sir" she said "Are you all right?"

"Yes, I think so," he replied. "But tell me, was that regular or decaf?"

"Regular."

"Just my luck," he moaned. "Now it's going to be up all night."