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To become a doctor at the Moron School Of Medicine, answer these questions:

Question Answer

Artery The study of painting

Bacteria Back door to cafeteria

Barium When doctors make mistakes

Bowel A letter like a, e, i, o, u

Caesarian Section A district in Rome

Cauterize Make eye contact with her

Coma Punctuation mark

Cat Scan Searching for kitty

Congenital Friendly

Dilate To live long

Enema Not a friend

Genital Not Jewish

High Colonic Jewish holiday

Impotent Important and well known

Labor Pain Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff A Doctor's walking stick

Morbid Make another bid

Nitrate Much cheaper than day rate

Out Patient A patient who has fainted

Papsmear Fatherhood test

Pelvis Cousin of Elvis

Post operative Letter deliveryman

Recovery Room Place to do upholstery

Rectum Damn near killed 'em

Rheumatic Thinking of love

Secretion Hiding something

Seizure Marc Anthony's friend

Tablet Small table

Terminal illness Getting sick at the airport

Tumor More than one

Urine Opposite of you're out

Varicose Very, very close

Vein Conceited

Benign After you be 8 years old