Joke

Unable to find a man, who liked to sunbathe in the nude, Brigitte took out a personal ad. For his part, Sylvester didn't like the sun, but he was desperate for a woman and replied. Brigitte invited him to her home, and they spent a long day in her fenced in yard. But by dusk Sylvester realized he'd been out a bit too long: He was burned from head to toe, especially on his penis. Sneaking inside, Sylvester went looking for the coldest thing in the house; all he could find in the refrigerator was a carton of milk and, pouring some in a glass, dipped his penis in.

Just then, Brigitte strolled in. Seeing Sylvester with his penis in the milk, she slapped the side of her head and marveled, "So that's how you load that thing!"