Joke

Things That Become Evident When a Baby Arrives
'Finally, you have someone you can beat at "Got Your Nose," at least for a year or so.
'You develop a liking for mini vans sensible shoes.
'You're not so tolerant of strangers asking to touch your round little belly anymore now that you are just FAT.
'Goodbye, Happy Hour-Hello, Happy Meal!!
'Junior looks adorable in his little "sandbox," but the cat is seriously torqued about it.
'For efficiency, your paycheck is now direct-deposited to Disney.