Joke

Sportswriter Tom FitzGerald shares some favorite quotes from his "Top of the Sixth" column for the San Francisco CHRONICLE:

Yankees manager Joe Torre on his former hairstyle, a comb-over:

"I call it the Watergate. I try to cover up everything I can."

"He's a very one-dimensional player," PGA Tour player Steve Elkington says of golfer Tiger Woods. "All he does is win."

Sprinter Ato Boldon of Trinidad and Tobago, when asked what his country would give him in he won a gold medal in the Olympics:
"Tobago."